"Big Balls" the Tech Legend

Life's better with a little humor. Hope my poem brings a smile to your Monday! Love you all, Lynn

Big Ball the Tech Legend

There’s a kid out there with a great story to tell,
A tech genius with a nickname that rings like a bell!
At just nineteen, he’s got clearance so tight,
The liberals are losing it, always wanting to fight.

Big Balls resigned from DOGE when the world lost its mind,
But JD Vance said, “Wait a second, let's be kind!”
“Don’t ruin this kid, he’s got so much promise ahead,
Judge Big Balls on his merit, not a nickname or what’s said!”

Elon stepped up with a wink and a grin,
“We need Big Balls back, bring him back in!”
So Big Balls returned, and the country went wild,
The legend of Big Balls is making us smile!

Now Big Balls is working tech with style and flair,
His nickname’s a joke, but it’s more than just fair.
So here’s to Big Balls, with clearance access so high,
A kid with Big Balls is making the Deep State cry!